I have this theory and the theory goes like this, celebrities replicate DNA from one person to another ad infinitum and certain characteristic are metamorphosed through time so one star is really just another star in a different body…. call it cloning. For instance…
Nicki Minaj is Rosie O;Donnell – Butch, bitchy, and bent, these two women are loud mouth horrowshows perpetually in the shadow of their own weird vibe.
Jon Bon Jovi is Donald Trump – Hard nose businessman with all the compassion of a banker with a mortgage due on his desk.
Bruce Springsteen – Thinks he is Jimmy Stewart, in a Frank Capra movie but is actually Tom Hanks in a Spielberg movie.
Steve Tyler is Phyllis Diller – And not just the face lifts.
Justin Bieber is Fabian – and not Bobby Sherman. And not as cute.
Patrick Stickles is Bruce Springsteen -when Bruce was young and without the ambition
Bright Eyes is the Attractions – Without Steve Nieve
Robbie Williams is Tom Jones -without the big penis
Jay Z is James Brown -whoops, my mistake, Jackson Browne