I have been writing about these idiotic booze cruises (and their subsequent cancellations) for years now and they never fail to interest me.
I just picture this boatoad of pastey has been rockers with beer guts and Walmart watches drinking to the extreme while their wives are on the ship to shore line with their mothers checking on the kids back home. Im sure its not all like that, but I am sure that it is many of the attnedees.
These cruises aren’t cheap but considering the entertainment they are actually a value. I suppose its more the novelty of saying you went to one of these hoe dows.
This years line up is the most horrific of all time. I would throw myself over with a brick. I cant even imagine anyone wanting to endure a line up of Foreigner, Paul Rodgers, Creedence Clearwater Revisited, Kansas, Bachman And Turner, 38 Special, The Marshall Tucker Band, Blue Oyster Cult, Foghat, and Molly Hatchet? Apparenlty Bachman and Turner are leaving their Overdrive on shore.
Four days four nights from Fort Lauderdale to Labadee Haiti. When did Haiti become a destination? It’s the Hell Boat. This got me thinking that maybe this is our way of getting back at those pesky pirates. Here take Molly Hatchet and these freaks, you can even keep the Walmart watches.
Departing January 10th you can float on 154,407 tons of party boat. 1, 100 feet of gnarly. You can join in the fun for the low low price of $1049.00 double occupancy. Over 24 bands playing multiple sets on three separate staged venues. Did I mention your destination is Haiti?? Anchors Away! Rocklegendscruise.com