It’s Gonna Be A Long Spring… Rolling Stones Most Exciting New Releases Are Pretty Iffy by Iman Lababedi

Rolling Stones top albums of the Spring is online and, while taken as a gimme the Stone are bland by definition, it looks like a dreary fucking time of year.

Hustin Bieber? Goldfrapp? Half Of Wu Tang? Badu? Big whoop.

And it doesn’t get much better. MGMT -who is gagging over that one? Jack Johnson -I can’t bear that bloke at any price. Jakob Dylan? Born to prove the apple does fall far from the tree. Coheed and Cambria????? You’re kidding me right? Slash solo -if youre name isn’t Todd what the hell do you care? Willie Nelson, the Hold Steadies, the New Pornographers -whatever the fuck ever

July and beyond has a coupla interesting releases. The new Mark Ronson could be a doozy also Christina Aguillara, Jamey Johnson and Katy Perry should be great.

Did I forget the new Devo? No, I just couldn’t be bothered mentioning it.
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