Not to be difficult or anything, but I don't think there is enough money in the world to get me to Jay-Z's "Made In America" ergo Beady Eye Not Invited. My idea of fun is not watching Skrillex from New Jersey while he is playing in Philadelphia.
The only fest I went to this year, Gov's Ball and I had VIP tix and pretty good sightlines and I STILL HATED IT… It was like being back in the Boy Scouts. Long time readers may remember I was infamously expelled from the Boy Scouts for taking the train when I shouldda been hiking. Something of an overreaction if you ask me. Still, the sting lingers. My idea of hell is being at the back of a crowd of 100,000 people seeing "Daughter".
However if yours is and you are indeed going… here is the line up of artists:

