Well, he's not dead yet. The perpetual reaper dodger is back pretending its 1987 again and shaking his old man chicken arms like the bad ass white trash that he is.
The duck lips pursed (don't ya just want to kiss him daddy) and enough fuzzy lighting to kill the pain of his aged self cannot masquerade the horrible tune he has decided to use for a come back. I have a theory that if you use the word "rock" in a song, you're trying to hard. This is one of the creepiest songs ever cuz he's trying to be sexy singing about being 'nasty' and at his age- its just gross.
I am not saying that older people cant be sexy- of course not. I am saying that if you have to be lurid you're a pig- and he is a swine. Are we sure this isn't from Rock of Ages?
The sing a long lyrics will get the fat beer drinking girls fist pumping and their redneck mates doing that man sway. Other than that- its a enormous bag of ear vomit and I hate my generation- wtf are you thinking?! "Daddy stop it my friends think you're weird…"
