'Hair Metal Goes Lullaby', What The Future Holds

I'm really not one to talk considering I raised my child on a steady diet of Ramones, Clash and Pistols but then again the results arent in on if that did any damage. 

Now we have a little something for the metal crowd.  Yup lullaby versions of your favorite metal tunes.  Let's face it there is nothing more annoying than the music fed to children.  It's repetious and generally tries to teach something like hand washing. 

What better repreive for car rides than your favorite headbangin tunes at a rock a bye pace?  LOTS..wth are these idiots thinking?  As if parents werent self rightous enough lets screw up tunes so we dont annoy ourselves.  We tend to forget that once you have a kid your life is done. Everything you do for the rest of your life is for them- its a horrible thing, which is why they invented birth control. 

But if you're going to procreate for hells sake do whats best for the kid and not your self gratifying ego.  "Living On A Prayer"?  Are you freaking kidding me?  Horrible proof that children these days are being reared by self serving egotists.

'Hair Metal Goes Lullaby' track listing:
01. Every Rose Has Its Thorn (originally by Poison)
02. Gypsy Road (originally by Cinderella)
03. Home Sweet Home (originally by Motley Crue)
04. I Remember You (originally by Skid Row)
05. Lay It Down (originally by Ratt)
06. Honestly (originally by Stryper)
07. Livin On A Prayer (originally by Bon Jovi)
08. Dream Warriors (originally by Dokken)
09. Jet City Women (originally by Queensryche)
10. Here I Go Again (originally by Whitesnake)

Jammy JAMS?? http://jammyjams.bandcamp.com/album/hair-metal-goes-lullaby

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