I know how much it hurs to hear this but I can't get the Black community to allow me to use the "n" word" when singing along to rap songs.
It was a long arduous negotiation with Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Jermain Jackson (in retrospect I probably shouldn't have met with people who didn't want their own race to use the "n" word), I offered up "cracker" as a straight up sucker switcherino but they would have none of it.
So that's it. You are stuck singing "Ain't no n word like the one I got, no one can fuck you better…"
Unless…
I recommend we substitute "jerkie" for "n word". Jerkie is aggressive but sweet. Aggressively sweet. and it has two syllabels and rolls off the tongue….
"Jerkie what? Ain't no jerkie who can fuck with me…"
"Jigga my jerkie…."
"If you don't know, now you know jerkie…'
"Hangin' with my jerkies…"
"If you don't know, now you know Jerkie".
Is it as cool as the "n word". Maybe not. But it it is a lot cooler than singing "the n word". Plus? If offends nobody except for jerlsk And it is better than getting chased down 125th street by a gang of enraged black people who will be more than happy to jerk you around if you slur them