MFT 4-9-12

1. Johnny 99 – Bruce Spingsteen – In which Bruce begins his evolution from new Jersey upstart to American Citizen as he adapts a thick Arkansas hillbilly accent to a tale of poverty and injustice and, Friday night at MSG, retooled it as a death rattle hootenanny for the sets best moment. Grade: A+

2. We All Go Back to Where We Belong – REM – I approve ending your career with one of your best songs ever. Grade: A

3.Tear Off Your Own Head (It's A Doll Revolution) – Elvis Costello – That's the Bangles making it their own. Grade: B+

4. Marilyn Monroe – Nicki Minaj – Worst song ever – Grade: F

5. I Forgot To Remember To Forget Her – Johnny Cash – Absolute proof that Elvis Presley was a pop music master. Grade: B+

6. Nothing Left To Lose – The Pretty reckless – Thinks she's in the Pretenders, is actually in the Archies. Grade: B+

7.50 – Odd Future – Topnotch Mellowhype – Grade: B+

8. Rize Of The Fenix – Tenacious D – Neither spelling nor band name are in the slightest amusting. Nor song for that matter. Grade: C-

9. Bully – Shinedown – Crunchy MOR rock. Grade: C+

10. Guns Have No Trggers – Dirty Projectors – Arty – Grade: B

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