I love ABC and now they will be my favorite network. Why? Cuz thanks to them we don't have to watch a 53 year old sinewy Botox blob roll around on our 52 inch televisions when we're trying to forget the horrors of life.
The commercial for the new perfume 'Truth or Dare' shows Madonna rolling around like a powdered donut in the bottom of a lunch bag. Thank God its black and white or you'd see her spider veins and praise God for edit so we don't have to see her tendons. Look I'm all for aging gracefully and damnit I fight mother nature as well but what is with this broad? Am I supposed to be enticed or aroused cuz I'd rather watch Betty White Roll around in a jello pit than this.
Among the content changes that have reportedly been requested are digitally altering the singer's bra to make it bigger and extend higher, covering more of her chest, and also making her corset longer to cover more of her bottom.
A source added: ABC also wants to cut another suggestive scene where Madonna writhes around. The network will only air the perfume ad after 9pm, with the exception of the daytime talk show The View. That is most likely because if you're looking at the women of The View you have a high pain tolerance anyway.
Check this out and keep a bucket handy.