BEZ! Won't Dance, Don't Ask Him

Any Happy Monday fan is familiar with Bez.  He’s the dancer!  Check him out in this video.  This is what is missing in music today.  The flunky friend along for the ride.  Bez danced.  What the heck bands have a dancer!?

I mean some ska bands do.  They only do that silly running action(which is 10x worse than hot spin classes btw).  But Bez, now he had mad swagger.

Had.

Cuz as the Happy Mondays prepare for some reunion shows.. Bez is getting a hall pass on the bustamove…At age 47 he has stated he will not be on stage dancing with the boys.  How sad!

"I've had motorbike crashes and all that. You know that Peter Kay joke? Uncle Knobhead and his white loafers? That would have been me" he explained.

Yeah I don’t get that joke either but I’m not from Manchester and you know how odd those UK slangsters can be. 

He will go on tour though- as an ‘ambassador’.  What the heck?!  Get into training son don’t let us down.  Even just do it for a few songs, don’t sit there in a chair.. you’re making our age group look old!

C’mon B, do it!  This video is hilarious with all the model girls and silly Bez gittin' down…

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