Love Kills, My Slayer Valentine

What to get the idiotic metal head who's living in the 80s for Valentines day?  Well if youre not cruel enough to get him "Just For Men" or Viagra there is the Slayer candy jar.

Jar measures 3.5” tall by 2” wide and comes with Slayer logo printed in red. Candy comes in red and black pieces each with such terms of endearment as “Destroy”, “Hate”, “Kill”, and of course “SLAYER” imprinted on them!

Come to think of it this is a lovely gift for the serial killer or sociopath on your list.    The jar is reusable to either throw at your loved ones, break to cut up friends or to kept in tact to store your roaches.

The epitome of bringin' sexy back.

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