Madonna, Delusional At Last

I read this really good joke.  The guy says, "Oh my God I saw Madonna at Petsmart.  Then I realized it was just a rawhide bone."

Madonna is gross.  Shes like a sinewy mess of smug.  Proving that it's only getting worse is the latest quote.

When confronted with the issue of very expensive concert tickets the hag-been stated

"Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together and come to my show. I'm worth it."

She is a handbag.  See Madonna was a fabulous and amzing performer…about 25 years ago.  Now she is nothing more than a joke and on par with Cher and Minelli as the drag queen Queen.

 Madonna is expected to tour this year in support of her new album 'MDNA', which is released on March 26.  Her single which features M.I.A. and Niki Minja (who will prop the old bat up at the Super Bowl as well).


'MDNA' will be her 12th studio album and is the follow-up to the 2008 flop 'Hard Candy'

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