If you don't have talent the best thing to do is get your sisters friends to put on some clothes from Delias and writhe around in a video.
Add a thump and bingo you're a big star. Oh, and wear some sunglasses.
What's wrong with Brokencyde is that they refuse to just acknowledge they are a joke. They try too hard, their lyrics are so bad that you cant help but say "I GET IT! ITS A JOKE", yet the band wont do it. Its becoming sorta pathetic.
The duck lipped girls doing the snake are so bland and bored that I wonder if the band slipped them all ruffies to get them to even get on camera. The cheap location the repetition of the mundane track and the lack of testosterone in the vocal make me wonder how these guys still have a label.
There are those who are perhaps under 15 that will find this 'dope' or something but anyone who has appreciation for music is going to wonder how they got out of the talent show line up.
The issues is the band has been around for awhile, enough to have amassed a fist full of prepubescent girls to scream- but a video like this proves they have no creativity or credibility. The only truth is that a band like this would get drab girls like this in a heartbeat- their ain't a stunner in the lot.
The song is awful, the video is atrocious and its simply a matter of time before Brokencyde wanders off in to the sunlight and those involved find day jobs and drive mini vans. HAHA Hot Topic Premier…
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