The problem with crap music is that there are people making it who don't think it is crap music. And the problem with writing about them is that we forget there are people at the other end of our barbs. And the problem with Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward is that they wrote their own songs on Volume 2 that sucked and that they sucked live, and, er, everything M. Ward has written has been various degrees of sucky except for that one where he visits his girlfriends grave and the long weird one on MOF!
But what do they care what I say, since THEY AREN'T HUMAN! They're as human as Tigger who isn't a human, he is a tiger, and actually he isn't that, he is a stuffed animal, and he isn't that either he is an animated figure AND HE ISN'T THAT, he is a a figment of AA Milne's imagination.
So anyway, Zooey claims she actually is human. She told the LA Times that (who aren't human either) a writer who called her a snobby cow (kinda funny, actually) for (ALLEGEDLY Zo, allegedly) saying the Windsor couple should be kept away from the poorer areas of L.A..
The ZOMINATOR was not amused and replied “I do hope that in the future when writing about something, especially a human being, you will consider both the facts and context before publishing your opinion.”
Oh, I don't think we will be bothering with that at rock nyc. But we do appreciate the LA Times might want to,
So, anyway, why am I telling you this stale moldy "news". Because I love Zooey and M.'s songs on "Winnie The Pooh".
Plus, I feel bad. She is a human being. Maybe even M. is as well.