Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair : Arctic Monkeys Have Lost Their Seats

So starts off tame enough just a voice and some feedback. The problem is when the band joins in it sounds more like The Verve than the Arctic Monkey's and is that a total rip off of the Peter Gunn riff?

Look, I love this band but I'm not sure if growing up was such a great idea.
 
"OOO yeah yeah" to you too…
 
There's something about Alex Turners vocals that really aren't the dark melodic.  The heavy accent is far too light to nasal too Brit to be Goth like or is it psychedelic, wait has he been hanging out with the Gallagher Brothers?  Is that what hes shooting for?
 
And anyone have any idea why that mid way guitar solo is so out of sync?  I restarted thinking maybe my computer was glitching up but the sad part about it is that it wasn't, its just fine.  Its the song…and with lyrics liek "Kung Fu Fighting on Roller Skates" someones been steving the bong.
 
Well in a capsule we have Peter Gunn with the Verve and some Goth Brit wanna be and some other questionable sauce-
I WANT THE MONKEYS BACK
 
Here's my thought this was meant to be a b-side but some guy over at the label made a mistake and swapped it out thus leaking this instead, or maybe this was to come out on April 1st and its a joke.  The artsy hipsters are gonna love it, I can see the thrift shop dresses spinning now.
 
I refuse to believe this is the direction The Arctic Monkeys have chosen to go, and if so, its  going to be a whole lot easier to get tickets to their shows going forward.
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