CMA Awards Sunday… At least Carrie didn't win em all

OK, here is the list of the Country Music Awards for 2011 plus my very own personalized comment. BUT in short, I dunno guys, country is a touch on the lame side…

Entertainer of the year: Taylor Swift (if all you're gonna do is sell millions of albums maybe you are… even if you're not exactly country)

Male vocalist of the year: Brad Paisley (Eric Church? Dierks Bentley?)

Female vocalist of the year: Miranda Lambert (The sorry state of women country stars, if Paltrow wins next year they should all resign)

Vocal duo of the year: Sugarland (exist to make Lady Antebellum look paltable)

Vocal group of the year: Lady Antebellum (Exist)

New solo vocalist of the year: Eric Church (agreed)

New vocal duo or group of the year: The Band Perry (teenagers in dross)

Top new artist: The Band Perry (whatever happened to country-rock?)

Album of the year: "Need You Now," Lady Antebellum (yeah, repeat, no)

Single record of the year (producers award): "The House That Built Me," Miranda Lambert (produced by Frank Liddell and Mike Wrucke) ("Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" was better)
Song of the year (songwriters award): "The House That Built Me," Miranda Lambert (written by Tom Douglas and Allen Shamblin) (This is the best? It isn't bad, but the best?)

Video of the year: "The House That Built Me," Miranda Lambert (Haven't seen it)

Vocal event of the year: "As She's Walking Away," Zac Brown Band featuring Alan Jackson (any time Alan Jackson is involved you're halfway home

 

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