Oh god you’ve gotta be f’ckin kidding me.
Some stupid band called Perfect Pussy who’s fronted by some chick Graves decided it’d be !!so punk!! to sell vinyl that has the SINGER’S BLOOD INFUSED INTO IT. THERE WERE 180 OF THESE AND THEY’RE ALL SOLD OUT. WHAT THE..
Also apparently the band is too punk rock to have a Facebook or Twitter, orrrr too afraid to face social media because they don’t want to face the ridicule for their awful music. They’re releasing their debut album on March 18th, and I can just tell that it’s not gonna sell too well. I wanted to at least give them a try; I listened to their tune “Driver” and almost puked blood. It would be GREAT and totally classic punk sounding if it didn’t have a wannabe girl punk singer who has no idea what she’s actually doing. Sorry babes, but classic punk rock is a man’s world, and I believe in feminism just as much as the next chick, but leave the shouty vocals and breakdowns to the dudes.
Additionally, can we please just address the question of WHERE she even got the blood from?! Did she collect it over a period of time? Did she collect drops from paper cuts and scratches? It’s disturbing and repulsive. (Upon further reading…not for the faint of heart…it was in fact her menstrual blood. What..The..Actual..F…?)
What did we learn today? Don’t put your freakin’ blood into a vinyl record, and don’t be a chick fronting a punk band. Boom. Done.
Gross.