5. Monkey Man – the Rolling Stones – Oh look, it’s the greatest rock and roll band in the world being the greatest rock and roll band in the world.
6. Kiss Me Thru the Phone – Souldja Boy – I do that to my girl Cyn all the time and she says i sound like a turkey! meh!
7. Somebody to Love – Usher – Nothing much but a pretty good drum pattern saves it.
8. Tomorrow Is A Long Time – Bob Dylan – Nice try, but once Presley covers ones of your songs? It belongs to him.
9. Fool’s Paradise – Buddy Holly – Sweet as candy floss, tough as nails.
10. Streets Of Paris – The Teenagers – Greatest French rock band ever, yeah, better than Plasticines.
11. Come And get It -Eli “Paperboy” Roth – The biz is so buzy, this ain’t a crossover soul hit.
12. Caravan Of Love – The Housemartins – Love Heaton’s voice. Love it.
13. Death of A Clown – the Kinks – If all Dave did was write this song he would be more than just ray’s kid brother.
14. Just Snap Your Finger – Marshall Crenshaw – Best song off his excellent Jaggedland. or does excellent mean nothing? Maybe Crenshaw should be graded on a curve. Compared to the rest of the World: an A. Compared to his own stuff:, the song is a “B”, the album a C+.
15. Elevation – U2 – No, really, they were this good once. Though I think “Beautiful Day” was the beginning of the end.
16. Shattered – the Rolling Stones – How can you write better than this? I don’t think it is actually possible to write a better song.And sex? And sex and sex and sex…
17. I Want To Know – Drop the Lime – From 2008 and I still can’t figure out what the fuck he is doing. I mean I get the vocals, it’s the synth bleeps I can’t understand.
18. Crazy – Gnarls Barkely – Yeah, I know. But “Run” is still better.
19. Kill Me Carolyn – the Whigs – Power pop with a grungy type vocal.
10. Endless Cycle – Lou Reed – from his last great album. maybe not. From his last masterpiece. yeah, I’d say that.