CMJ Sucks

I hate all organizations, institutions, get togethers, parties: anywhere people get together unless it Is to watch a game or watch a band please count me out.

What I dislike is the power of the crowd, the lowest common denominator, self satisfaction, and strength in numbers.

I believe in the individual over and above ANYTHING ELSE. Over and above any deity at all. That’s why I hate rock critics. I hate how they are all parts of some big history of writers and music. And I hate the sense of superiority (I hate it in rock stars but get that ego is integral to the form)

And so I hate CMJ as much as I hate anything in this world: with their shiny VIP badges, and press guest lists, all hot bands, and meeting and speeches and self congratulations.

Rock is about a country boy playing r&b and a blues guy writing about sock hops. What is there to conference about?

Instead a whole buncha dickheads get together for a circle jerk.

Last year we wrote just about nothing about.

This year we hope to continue to ignoring except to insult em.

Fuck em all.
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