Pound Foolish Pennywise Pummel Alessana -by Helen Bach

Oh dear, boys will be boys. But hang tight cuz these are my boys.

Alesana Shawn Milke and Dennis Lee are the poster boys of this house.

So its with great sadness that I announce they were ambushed by…

Pennywise?

Silly boys, Warped Tour nonsense.

Quoting Shawn

“Just to clear the air of any rumors, last night upon returning to our bus after a night out with friends, both our band and our tour manager were attacked blindly by by two very drunk members of Pennywise. Alesana is a non-violent band and always has been. We do not encourage or willingly participate in any violent activities. The two guys entered our bus and, without any instigating on our part, began punching us and trashing our bus. We are eternally sorry that this event took place and had it not been for the Denver police showing up and restraining our assailants, the night could have been tragic. Luckily, no one in our camp was injured.”

Sorta makes you want to hug them doesn’t it?

There has been no response from the Pennywise camp but kicking ass and trashing buses is pretty damn rock and roll and as long as its covered by insurance and no one was hurt.. meh, walk it off.

I do think the gentlemen of Pennywise do have a few years on on the Alesana kids.. considering Pennywise has been around since 1988— well they should behave themselves.

I’m happy no one is hurt. Especially Dennis Lee…….cuz hes gorgeous and no one should hurt that face.
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