Jack White Hates Hip Motherfuckers… So Don’t Be One

At a hush hush gig for industry types Friday at Don Hill’s on the Lower East Side, the increasingly pathetic Jack White railed at the apparently less than enthusiastic audience.
According to NME quoting the Daily News, White said, “Fuck you, you hip motherfuckersWhy don’t you rock the fuck out? Maybe I should go grab those free drinks and shove them down your throats, you hip motherfuckers!”
And then the fucking loser aapologized.
What a complete wanker. Did he get into the biz last year? What dya think is gonna happen when he stick a nuncha industry types together. It’s like Seinfeld said about telling a good joke to a comedian, the comedian doesn’t laugh he says “Yeah, good joke”. His mind ticks over on it, considers it, analyzes it. It’s his job.
You get industry types together and you rock the house, they are looking at something else: they’re analyzing it, thinking about it.
Jack White jumps the shark AGAIN.
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