Brett Michael: Human Regenerator by Helen Bach

Bret Michaels is like a human video game.

Shoot him, up he rises 4 min later, cut off his arm, it regenerates, brain hemorrhage, just a flesh wound.

The guy is a super hero and in my eyes a medical marvel

Which comes in handy when you want a none stop TV career. Rock of Love, Celebrity Apprentice, and now.. more!

This week he will perform “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” on Americas Got Talent, Wednesday August 4th.

I saw the add for that show once, its mid America crying and making a better life for their mama’s and babies back at the trailer park With fanny packs and Walmart shoes and it makes me want to vomit.

But Brets gonna sing

That’s just one song though.. not enough for Iron Man stay tuned for the upcoming VH1 show “Bret Michaels: Life as You Know It” this fall.

I suggest we all listen to him- he has the secret to immortality.
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