The former first daughter is all over the news and to be honest with you I could care less.
Congratulations on your nuptials but I think I’m the only one who wasn’t wondering if you were gonna wear Wang.
I do remember something about Amy Carter and the Ramones…though I’m not quite sure what it was…but she was cool cuz she liked them.
So what did Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky shimmy their silks too last night?
A rather oatmeal mash of stodgy old stuff and a gay anthem. Maybe their cooler than I thought. Cuz its so hush hush that you can get detained for listing here’s a sample of what the band was asked to play;
The Turtles, “Happy Together”
Dusty Springfield, “Son of a Preacher Man”
Michael Jackson, “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough”
Ike and Tina Turner, “Proud Mary”
Diana Ross, “I’m Coming Out”
Jackie Wilson,”Higher and Higher”
It saddens me that there is nothing ‘new’, that the new couple are already old. Wheres the Kesha? Wheres the Peas? This is a 50th Wedding Anniversary play list. zzzzzzzz