Happy Birthday Jack White.
I’m sorry the boss thinks you’re a mess. I loved you live, I totally dig The Ranconteurs, meh not so much that Dead Weather thing.
But I admire any person who has multiple talents and I was in awe of The White Stripes live and I adore your voice.
You are younger than my Vuitton bag…
Jack White born today July 9, 1975
Slab of cake on a bright red plate to the boy.