'Spears: The Gospel According to Britney' May Come To A Stage Near You

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Britney is the reigning queen of the club kid tranny set.  I have a friend who worships her like Jesus so it’s only fitting that this would raise out of the the rubble of Spears career.

Spears: The Gospel According To Britney’ takes us through the life of Jesus using only Britney’s music.  Clever, dont you think?  Its somewhat obscure though, as I am unsure if this is a giant copyright infringement on Spears and Jesus.

“These are Britney’s lyrics. These are Jesus Christ’s images,” Creator Patrick Blute, 23, writes on the musical’s website. “The Britney Spears you see is not Britney Spears. Remember that. The Jesus Christ you read is not Jesus Christ. These are manifestations. Accounts through the media, through the words of followers, of friends, of foes, of villains, of heroes, of liars, of biases. It’s a falsehood that people believe fame and fortune create happiness. That all ‘deaths’ receive a resurrection. I hope this project will show you otherwise through the power of listening and the power of forgiveness.”

So want to see this show in its infancy?  Sure you can!  On November 7th at the Foxwoods Theater in New York you can catch a sneak peak- one problem, you have to be a potential investor.  Want to help the kid out to fund this epic adventure?  Of course you do!!

Ya gotta admire a small group of crazy 20 somethings for putting this together and even greater that the press for the event is incredible.  Every media outlet got a hold of this one- go kids go!

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