Those boring, arrogant, enervated, egotists at Pitchfork report that Ryan Adams and Rivers Cuomo have written a song together and thereby beg the answer to a question that has bothered mankind from at least the turn of the century.
If Rivers and Ryan arm wrestled, who would win??
My money is in Ryan but then again, Rivers dated J.Chiba so one certainly assumes Rivers knows how to deliver a smackdown. I mean, wouldn’t he be stabbed to death by now if he didn’t.
The song is going to be on Prince Rivers (I call him Prince because he won’t stop releasing crap product) next Weezer album.