Who is the idiot who booked Bruno Mars? That pomp wearing hula boy has no right on the 50 yard line. His generic pop blather isnt going to amp up a crowd. What sort of pyro technics are gonna go off during ‘Just The Way You Are’ and won’t his hair flame?
It was a huge mistake to book and announce it but it’s not too late to change things. For years the half time show was “Up With People” the stars didn’t really star rolling in until about 1987. Even then it was George Burns and college marching bands. By 1991 business was good and there was no looking back as we were served Boys to Men, Gloria Estfan, and of course 1993 Michael Jackson. Each of these performers had a beat…just saying.
2004 gave us the Janet Jackson / Justin Timberlake wardrobe malfunction and we will never forget the 2007 Prince performance in the pouring rain. SO WHY MARS?!?!
So I present you a petition. If the NFL is going to let the half time show suck this year lets at least get soemting to talk about.. GWAR.
“GWAR’s relationship with American football is one of the strongest in music. Front man Dave Brockie writes a football column for MetalSucks.com called “Necessary Roughness” even the “The Dan Patrick Show” has an Oderous mask on display. It’s been suggested by Sports Illustrated that GWAR should become mascots!”
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