I haven’t written about Dee Snider in a long time! The break is over my friends cuz the kinky headed obnoxious man is back and ho ho ho-ing. It’s an odd angle considering he proclaims his Judaism often enough but lets face it us Christians are a cash cow so get milkin’ us for Christmas!
Why the New York is allowing this is beyond me but Dee will be on Broadway with a ‘Rock and Roll Christmas Tale’. So whats this crap all about? Here’s the official ‘plot’:
Tale tells the story of Daisy Cütter, a heavy metal bar band looking to make it big even though the ’80s are over. This year, these four guys are ready to take the ultimate step and, in mythic rock tradition, sell their souls to the devil in exchange for success beyond their wildest metal dreams! But every time they try to seal the infernal pact, their head-banging anthems turn into warm-hearted carols. Soon these rockers are forced to realize their dreams of stardom are no match for the Christmas spirit.
Here is my theory. Dee Snider wants to be Gene Simmons of KISS. Same hair different color, same arrogance, same dollar driven, and if you think back they even both wore makeup as part of their early act. I think Snider is failing horribly at it but its amusing to watch his odd attempts with these shows he creates. The press release indicates its ‘coming soon’ to Broadway- let’s hope this gets axed before the house lights come up.