My assistant Stephanie Rizzo came running into my office. “Have you heard this, you’ve got to Google this, hear it now.” Er? Last week Stephanie was raving about Big Sean’s “Beware” featuring Lil Wayne. The track is OK, Big Sean is a popular fellow and while his subject matter is the same old same old gone from negative to positive, live this life stuff. “Beware” is pretty good but how could she forget she mentioned it last week?
“No, no, Kendrick Lamar has beef with everyone, it is all over the Internet.”
The song is Big Seans “Control”, which didn’t make it on his upcoming release, and the controversy surrounds Kendrick Lemar and the fact that this really well rapped voice is considered bad ass. How bad ass is it?
Here is Kendrick:
I’m uncoachable, I’m unsociable
Fuck y’all clubs, fuck y’all pictures, your Instagram can gobble these nuts
Gobble dick up ’til you hiccup, my big homie Kurupt
This the same flow that put the rap game on a crutch
I’ve seen niggas transform like villain Decepticons
Mollies’ll prolly turn these niggas to fuckin’ Lindsay Lohan
A bunch of rich ass white girls lookin’ for parties
Playin with Barbies, wreck the Porsche before you give ’em the car key
Judgement to the monarchy, blessings to Paul McCartney
You called me a black Beatle, I’m either that or a Marley
(I don’t smoke crack motherfucker I sell it)
I’m dressed in all black, this is not for the fan of Elvis
I’m aimin’ straight for your pelvis, you can’t stomach me
You plan on stumpin’ me? Bitch I’ve been jumped before you put a gun on me
Bitch I put one on yours, I’m Sean Connery
James Bonding with none of you niggas, climbing 100 mil in front of me
And I’m gonna get it even if you’re in the way
And if you’re in it, better run for Pete’s sake
I heard the barbershops spittin’ great debates all the time
Bout who’s the best MC? Kendrick, Jigga and Nas
Eminem, Andre 3000, the rest of y’all
Fair enough.
Now here is 2Pac:
First off, fuck your bitch
And the clique you claim
West side when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a player
But I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys
niggas fuck for Life
Plus Puffy tryin’ to see me weak
Hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia
Some mark ass bitches
We keep on coming
While we running for your jewels
Steady gunning
Keep on busting at them fools
You know the rules
Little Ceasar go ask you homie
How I’ll leave you
Cut your young ass up
See you in pieces
Now be deceased
Little Kim,
Don’t fuck around with real G’s
Quick to snatch your ugly ass, off the streets
So fuck peace
I’ll let them niggas know
It’s on for Life
Don’t let the west side
Ride the night (ha ha)
Bad Boys murdered on Wax and kill
fuck with me
And get your caps peeled
You know, see
Hell, “The Real Roxanne” is scarier than Kendrick
Any question? Here is Kendriks big bad rap.