One minute four seconds is a long time- well, really its not at all but that’s pretty much all it took. See there is this Morrissey magic that makes sane people do the insane, rational adults do the irrational and a blind strong gut tugging allegiance to the man with the mighty quiff.
Morrissey 25, as in the years of service to the music world, Live At Hollywood High, a 2,000 capacity auditorium will be in theaters this August. I literally have bled for Moz, well when I got the tattoo, but I am fairly sure I will not attend the film- despite how charismatic this trailer is. I hate everyone who was at that show and I will hate the fans interviewed in the prelude gushing about how they love Morrissey. As much as the “Moz Army” exists is as much as I prefer to stay out of. I am a psychotic fanatic but I prefer to be on my own terms and when I see others it always seems so fake. After all, I am the only ‘real’ fan everyone else just knows a tune or two-right?
The theaters this concert will play have yet to be announced but be sure your metro markets are covered, New York, LA.. you’re all good. Morrissey is aging beautifully despite his health issues. He is roping in more kids than a pedo with an ice cream truck which proves his legendary showmanship. Generations loving a man who jams his ideas and beliefs down your throat and walks away not really caring what you think of it, just making sure you knew his stance. He’s brilliant- he’s Moz. Heres your minute four: