The Janoskians: Just Another Boy Band From Down Under

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And now the deluge. Jack Phillips emailed me with the news at that their were a lot of screaming girls outside Irving Plaza Monday night, screaming their lungs out for the Janooskians aka  “Just, Another, Name, Of, Silly, Kids, In, Another, Nation. (Skip)”

So who are these kids? well, they are a pederast’s and teen girls dreamboats who have followed in the footsteps of old times 5 seconds Till Summer and changed their own word. The press release goes: “The boys became known to the media and public and branded as ‘The YouTube and Online Sensations’ in late March last year when their Meet & Greet and Luna Park, Melbourne, had a turn up of over 6000 fans and had to be closed down. They now have over 550K subscribers to their main YouTube channel – The Janoskians – with almost 56 million views to date on one channel alone!!

They have two songs on Spotify, bonding anthem “Best Friends” and last years “Set This World On Fire” and as the chaotic scene and Irving Plaza proved beyond a reasonable doubt. “Set This World On fire” is generic boy band boiler plate stuff, but “Best Friends” is a jump up and down ode to that should have Junior High buddies all over the world joining “Best friends, you are my fucking best friend and this will be the best night ever” the boys claim.

At this point it is a little difficult to tell the difference so look at it this way: Janoskians are to the wanted what 5 seconds To Summer are to One Direction

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