Pitbull and Ke$ha, The Hot Mess Tour 2013

This Tour right here.. who the hell? 

Who would put Ke$ha with Pitbull?  Does anyone see danger in this?  Ke$ha blubbering drunk and stupid and Mr. Tree oh Fye Latin swayin?  This could be the filthiest antibiotic needing tour in the history of live music.

 

What sort of crowds will this attract ?  Teenage girls and middle aged women and some car thumpers?  I see riots in parking lots lots of puking and at least 5 unplanned pregnancies with random strangers.  This being said, you can opt for the Pitbull only tour if you want to avoid the filth doubling.

 

Kesha is everyone’s favorite party girl, really between her songs and her interviews it’s just a matter of time before she’s on court TV and until then I suppose we should all appreciate her for her trashy worth. 

Pitbull is no longer human but instead is a manufactured media pig who promotes everything from energy strips to ‘pussy juice’, no lie.  BUT at least there is a bit of ‘WTF’ charisma going on and his songs are flipping hilarious.  Oh and add ‘actor’ to his resume, Pitbull’s voice will appear as “Bufo” when the animated movie, “Epic,” hits screens May 24. DALE!

Here’s the tour stops

Wear protection
May 23 – Mansfield, Mass., Comcast Center
May 25 – Atlantic City, N.J., Golden Nugget
May 26 – Atlantic City, N.J., Golden Nugget
May 31 – Holmdel, N.J., PNC Bank Arts Center
June 1 – Wantagh, N.Y., Nikon At Jones Beach Theater

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