So here we are again. You'll notice that Jimmy Kimmel is still not gracing my list. That's because he is redneck filth and has not redeemed himself after the Morrissey bit. He can go find a new job now or find a way to make amends. On March 29th the square headed fool is on Ellen. Maybe she will enhance his ass moves considering shes a sister vegan. Dunno.
Rumor has it Jimmy Fallon may be the new king of the Tonight Show come September when Jay Leno's contract expires. I'm not a Leno fan, and I don't particular like his style, so they lost a fan with me. Put Jimmy on there and well heck maybe I'll watch.
Kristin Chenoweth is everywhere this week. This girl is far too thin, shes beginning to take on the shape of a Pez dispenser, its actually uncomfortable to see her. Someone feed her a freakin protein shake.
No one good this week. Early bedtimes.
Monday, March 25
David Letterman: Pegi Young
Jay Leno: Crystal Bowersox
Craig Ferguson: Vera Farmiga
Jimmy Fallon: Usher Raymond,
Conan O'Brien: Langhorne Slim
Kelly & Michael: Usher guest co-host Kristin Chenoweth
Tuesday, March 26
Jay Leno: Keith Urban, Django Django
Jimmy Fallon: Ice-T Little Green Cars
Chelsea Lately: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens (R)
Kelly & Michael: Dido, guest co-host Kristin Chenoweth
Wednesday, March 27
Jay Leno: Kristin Chenoweth
Jimmy Fallon: Dido
Daily Show: Eva Mendes
Chelsea Lately: Tim McGraw, Rascal Flatts (R)
Ellen DeGeneres: Adam Levine, Jennifer Hudson, Maroon 5 (R 11/12/12)
Thursday, March 28
Jay Leno: Imagine Dragons
Conan O'Brien: Imagine Dragons (R 1/9/13)
Kelly & Michael: Blake Shelton, guest co-host Carrie Ann Inaba
Ellen DeGeneres: Common (R 1/10/13)
Friday, March 29
Chelsea Lately: Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens,
Kelly & Michael: Ed Sheeran
Ellen DeGeneres: Jimmy Kimmel