50 Cent is crazy, thanks! I knew this already, but he had recently topped what I could imagine by posting a long series of ‘tips to avoid masturbation’ on Twitter, and he is especially crazy to have tweeted ‘Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#’
Whom is he addressing to anyway? I am clear since I don’t believe in God, but what about his famous tips? Nothing groundbreaking, stuff like, ‘stop going to porn site’, ‘Do not go to strip clubs’, ‘Do not look at lust filled magazines’… but the most troubling of these tweets was ‘I’m practicing abstinence women = confusion I don’t need right now’… 50 cents is confused about his sexuality so he wants everybody to stop masturbating? Insane!
So, this post may be R, but here are a few songs about masturbation, just for you Mr. Curtis James Jackson III:
1. ‘Dancing with Myself’, Billy Idol – the title speaks by itself
2. Longview’, Green Day – with these lyrics, ‘When masturbation's lost its fun/You're fucking lazy/Bite my lip and close my eyes/Take me away to paradise/I'm so damn bored/I'm going blind’, err I wonder whether Billie Joe Armstrong didn't stick to this paradise.
3. ‘Icicle’, Tori Amos – She clearly says it, ‘and when my hand touches myself, 50 cents was also including girls, right?
4. ‘My Ding-a-ling’, Chuck Berry – Even Mr. Chuck Berry! Did people even realize what they were saying when they were singing along with him ‘But every time the bell would ring/You’d catch me playing with my ding-a-ling’?
5. ‘Orgasm Addict’, The Buzzcock – ‘Well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks/But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks/And you're an orgasm addict, you're an orgasm addict/Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines/Now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans’