You Too Can Buy The Dress Off Her Back by Helen Bach

Brittany Spears is auctioning a dresses for Haiti relief
Since every drag queen I know would KILL for on of the Brit frocks
This is the fun part though. In order to offer this jazzy rag to MTV for auction she actually had to get the court system to approve the idea.
Why? Cuz she’s a whack job and still under ‘Conservatorship’ meaning she’s not ‘all there’ enough to even get rid of a garment.
Now this isn’t just any dress it’s the one she wore to the 2008 MTV VMA!!!!! “The Comeback’’ dress!!
Also of note the court did agree that her dad to get rid of some of the singer’s items that were used in her “Circus” tour. The items, which were described as “valueless,” are currently taking up several storage containers.
The woman can’t even throw out things without getting court approval.
Hell I want to bid on the umbrella
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