Winner – David Bowie – In a move that took the world by surprise, David Bowie released a new single from an upcoming album and reclaimed his position as, at the very least, one of the greatest self promoters of all time! The song itself is depressing Bowie schtick with a powerful ending and after a little hastle with the UK charts it will be entering em at #1… unless Britney beats him.
Loser – Kid Rock – As if endorsing Mitt Romney wasn't stupid enough and his completely buried 2012 album not embarrassing enough, Rock went on the record as to how disappointed he is in Maroon 5. Cmon, Kid, they weren't selling out they were buying in.