Will I Am Recovers Ipad

There is a reason I am stealing this story from TMZ.

1) Will. I. Am is one of the gods of (last year he was the god of) modern pop.

2) I have been writing about Guetta -his partner in crime, a whole lot so

3) What the hey.

So here’s the story:

Will.I.Am got some stuff stolen (10K in cash… how the other half lives: ps: unless you’re buying drugs watcha need 10K in cash for?) including his Ipad and used the Ipads tracking system to locate the Ipad and the thief. The thief is on the lam

4) So as long as we’re here let’s talk about Will.I.Am.

5) And let’s mention that when you sell 5M downloads  you are doing something write.

6) I was discussing business with Woody and what I didn’t mention but should have is that in a consumer society cash is king. So I may shout that, say, Joe Steinhardt is the greatest wongwriter in the world, unless sales back it up, he aint.
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