What Biggie Smalls had On Him He Was Shot Dead

1. A bag of weed.

2. An asthma inhaler

3. Three magnum condoms.

The cops wanted to arrest Biggie for posession but were stymied by two problems.

1. No witnesses

and

2. He was dead.

They discussed it and decided they didn't really need witnesses. I mean, it was on his corpse, what more proof did they need.

Then they considred pocketing the weed -it was some mighty fine shit, and even the magnum condoms, though it wouldn't fit any of them.

Finally, they did the right the thing because, while posession is a serious crime, you can give a guy who has just been murdered a break, right.

Scroll to Top