Arcade Fire – Naughty – Wim Butler is the Mr. Burns of rock. A creepy crawly who always ends up being naughty.Release the hounds.
Bono – Naughty- Over and above making audiences pay huge fees to listen to songs U2 have not recorded from huge distances, he’s been involved in writing crap show music and endangaring the well being of actors on broadway.
Eminem – Naughty – Sobriety may have its plusses, but sanctimony never does.
Eric Benet – Nice -After years of being considered the scummiest crooner on Earth for being unfaithful to Hally Berry, one great album, the 70s inspired soul album of the year Lost In Time, resurrects his reputation.
Joe Steinhardt – Nice – His Don Giovanni Records released two of the best albums of the year.
Kanye West – Nice – At least musically
Kings Of Leon – Naughty – Raised havoc everywhere they went and tripped all over their preening ego.
Miley Cyrus – Naughty – We will find out how naughty next year.
Paul Finn – Nice – His Odessa records released two of the best albums of the year.
Pitchfork – Naughty – Write better, write the truth and stop promoting fucking concerts. Oh and followed us on Twitter and then unfollowed us so fuck em. Again.
Taylor Swuft – Naughty – Backstabbed Kanye, ignored Miley, embarressed Lautner, and was pathetically stupid over John Mayer.
Tom Jones – Nice – recorded the Gospel album of the year