Slash has twitted ”Fyi, VR is auditioning singers this week. Promises to be very interesting.” Oh, I sincerely doubt it. It promises to be some guy from Chrome.
But in the spirit of the season, here are some suggestions for Velvet revolver:
1. Bono -Grasshopper, to kill U2 you must first cut off its head.
2. Taylor Swift – No, really, didn’t you see her rockin’ outta Maroon 5? The girl is ready.
3. Shane McGowan – Since the Pogues are down… and how much worse than Scott can he be?
4. Sarah McLaughlin – Again, a long shot…
5. The Edge – If we can’t get U2’s head let’s go for the arms
6. Chris Martin – He’ll bring out the sensitive side in the band.
7. Axl Rose – He’ll also bring out their sensitive side.
9. Kanye West – they can record an album with him over breakfast.
10. The other two members of U2 – It might not help but who knows, it might.