You know AOL’s logo, that yellow guy? I call him Noodleman. Cuz he reminds me of macaroni and cheese. I just thought I would share that with you cuz really I’m pretty amusing and this stuff just comes naturally.
Noodleman, cool huh?
But i have a question.
Noodlemans company has a list of their top 10 ‘Alternative’ songs of the year.
What the hell is the definition of alternative?
Every single one of these songs are so main stream that I cannot for the life of me figure where the alt is. Can you?
10 Kings of Peon “Radio Active” intentionally made 2 words to be disrespectful
9 Jimmy Eat World ” My Best Theory” (2 people on Earth liked this. One of them was Noodleman)
8 Muse ‘Resistance’ wtf
7 Shinedown “The Crow and The Butterfly”, not to be confused with Heart
6 Three Days Grace “The Good Life” yeah that’s alt….so is Miley
5 Sick Puppies “Maybe” only worthy on the list
4 Mumford and Sons “Little Lion Man” little talent men
3 Anberlin “Impossible” intolerable
2 The Black Keys “Tighten Up” how alt can a song be if its in a car ad?
1 30 Seconds To Mars “Kings and Queens” Seriously?
‘they’ve got fail’