Apparently, Timbaland, upset after having a $2M (you heard me) watch (a $2M watch????) stolen, said he had had enough of the bullshit, bolted from his house and drove off in the distance, leaving his family scared.
His family phoned the cops and helicopters and cop cars wasted hundreds of thousands of tax payers money in bankrupt California in search of the dumb fuck. He was fine.
Here are some questions.
1. Who in their right mind invest $2M in a watch.
And
2. Doesn’t keep it safe
And
3. Why would his family think he would off himself.
I mean
4. I mean, does he have a history of planning to off himself?
5. I get volatile, I’m volatile, but he must have some history of ignition for this to be the result.
6. Let’s face it, for all his success, Timbaland is so 2005. Is there anything older than old pop?
7. And anyway, wasn’t the watch insured. It kinda had to be.