Dear Wheels,
I am not sure who my real Daddy is.
It might be a VERY FAMOUS ROCK STAR my Mommyknew or it might be an accountant my mommy dated for two weeks at the same time.
Mom never married.
How do I find out,
Love, Half On Orphan in Orlando
Nice try, Mary.
Now get back to class.
Helen Bach
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