Hey Wheels:
Please help me.
I have two dates tonight!
One girl wants to go to the Pregnant concert, the other to Bon Jovi.
I prefer the Bon Jovi girl but I prefer the Pregnant band.
What to do???
Perplexed Downtown Manhattan
Dear Perplexed:
The bon jovi girl is flawed- she’s stuck in the 80’s. No cool chick wants to go see a has been in a rug.
You need to go with Pregnant. She not only has superior taste in music- but is more openminded and adventerous wwwwoop.
Helen Bach