Dear Wheels:
My friend says Elton John likes guys (you know, that way).
I say no way.
Who is right?
Your Friend,
West Of Christopher Street
Wheels replies:
Well Westy..
Yeah.
Its hard to believe but if you step back and look at album covers you can sorta tell. Not from Honky Chateu, hes sorta..BEARD there.. but Carribou? That right there was the HOLY WHAT moment…
Hes also now married to a dude and if you ever saw the video for “Im Still Standing” you wouldnt even be wondering.
Worse part is he now sucks. No pun intended cuz I swear back in the day that man rocked like insanely.
Now hes nothing more than a plug wearing Nathan Lane.
Helen Bach