Music: P. Diddy is a thieving bastard? That’s a shocker. According to Danity Kane ex-member Audrey O’Day “We have two platinum albums, let alone grossed over $1millon on Christina Aguilera’s Back To Basics tour while opening for her, and we came off that tour $15,000 in debt.” Quite how this is possible, we will have to wait to find out. Quite how he managed to siphon off everything I have no idea, but I bet it is a lot more interesting than Diddy’s career as a rapper.
Desnudas In Time Square: “In olden days a trace of stocking was a trace of stocking was thought of as something shocking…” Let me explain something to you uptight Yanks, nudity is not sexual by definition. In really olden days everybody was naked all the time, the sexuality in nudity is CULTURAL. If you’re a woman, go to a public beach in Saudi Arabia in a bikini, you’ll be raped or arrested or both. Unless a penis is erect, a penis is not a sexual organ, and as for a woman’s breast – their primary function is to provide nourishment to babies. It is considered controversial for women to be topless in public for no reason because of the US’s shockingly prurient culture.
Live: Finally, the day we have all been waiting for!!! The return of Madonna. But I promise you, if she does not hit the stage by 10pm at the latest I will be very upset. There is no reason to leave 20,000 people twiddling their thumbs because you can’t be bothered to get to work on time.
Recorded: Patrick Watson was just used in “Ray Donavon” -a lo fi killa Americana comes clean album.