Look at it this way: if Mitt had won I prolly wouldn't have just been killed in taxes, on the other hand, it is worth a coupla grand a year to have a Prez who has not only heard of Biggie Smalls but can quote him… if you don't know now you know. Me? I'd settle for a 40% flat tax but I ain't gonna get it, I'm telling you. My Dad got done for tax evasion and the older I get the more I sympathize with you him.
Still, more the point, here is a list of all the acts performing around DC at various balls for the Inaugural. But where is Bruce??? Or his buddy Jon Bon Jovi??? Here you go, plus my opinion…
Beyonce – well, of course.
James Taylor – I bet he does "Shower The People"
Katy Perry – The dress did it
Usher – OMG
Smokey Robinson – Now, he should be President
Alicia Keys – Damn, how much does it cost not to have per show?
Brad Paisley – Yeah yeah, one world blah blah
Marc Anthony – He wouldn't be here without the Spanish vote
Stevie Wonder – Always a pleasure
John Legend – Another bore
The cast of Glee Eh? -It is 2009* not 2013
Far East Movement – So good opening for the late great LMFAO last summer
fun. – the kids portion, no doubt.
Mindless Behavior – must be a typo
Nick Cannon – I guess…
Soul Children of Chicago – Local troop of poor kids.