I got this from Washington Post via Bob Lefetz. I still think it doesn’t much matter if Taylor relaxes and puts some elbow into her vocals. And if the next album is as good as the first two.
@Borowitz Report Satan Chooses Taylor Swift Performance as Ringtone
@questlove dear kanye im sorry
@Borowitz Report: God Hoping Taylor Swift Does Not Thank Him
@jfdulac Wifey, listening to Taylor on the #Grammys: “She couldn’t even get into the chamber choir at my high school singing like that.”
@Borowitz Report T-Pain Hired to Autotune Taylor Swift at 2011
@idolator How suitable: that guy from #americanidol introduces @taylorswift13, who — we have to say — sounds a little pitchy, dawg.
@harvilla taylor swift’s career singing on live television should’ve gotten an “in memorium” nod
@Kiarri Last year the big battle was between Rihanna & C Brown. This year the fight was between Taylor Swift & pitch.
@jjjrrr Dear Taylor Swift, the music store called, you left your pitch on the counter with your lip gloss
@jeffstearns Taylor Swift? More like Francis Scott Off-Key, am I right?
@feliciapollack Taylor Swift can’t sing. She sounds like she’s playing “Rock Band” in her basement.
@JenRBoyd Oh boy. Taylor Swift’s pitch is flatter than a pancake tonight. Bless her heart
@ianfrancisbush I am starting a disaster relief fund to get Taylor Swift a chromatic tuner.