Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj And The Painting Of Dorian Gray

Some pictures are worth a million words and while this pix, off Billboard, has the story of Nicki being name woman of the year and Taylor as rising star, in 2011, and they are both at this years Grammy's, doesn't this look like the most plastic surgeon dreams pix.

Wigs and ironing your hair might not necessarily constitute real life plastic work, but it doesn't help. And they look so doctored, so invasion of the body snatchers weirdedness that instead of being sexy they are scary. Like one day they'll wake up and have half a nose between them. Didja hear, TS said how much she loved NM and rapped the whole of "Super bass" at a radio station? As for Nicki, after rapping about how much she loved pussy for the first year of her career, Nicki now says she is straight with her name linked to precisely no one. So I guess the affection is real.

Also at the Grammy's in what looks like a somewhat lackluster night for the world of popular music: Jason Aldean, Kelly Clarkson, Bruno Mars, Foo Fighters… wow, not much going on there. Z-100 had a better line-up.

Still, both Kanye and Adele are bound to show, so there is some kinda hot stuff gonna come down… and MAYBE THE REUNITED BEACH BOYS doing a ten minute medley… that alone should be worth the while.

And still, man is that a creepy picture: I wonder if it will be like Dorian Gray, they will grow older but remain the same (sorry, Nicki) and the picture will age.