Taylor Swift is Legal: Now Write Better Songs

Happy 21st to Taylor Swift who tweeted she had pizza with 21 candles on it.
 
The mind boggles of course. Whether I am a cynic or otherwise this has all the hallmarks of a PR job.
 
Look, this is the opposite of KOL. Is being rich, famous, admired by all not enough? No, Taylor needs to pretend she is just like us as well. Actually, she is better than just like us. You know who is really just like us? Miley Cyrus is. With her Salvia and pole dancing, and cute boyfriends who SHE FUCKS and her partying.
 
Admit it.
 
Miley is a PR companies worst nightmare. A completely precocious former tween star.
 
Swift? Who knows what Swift is like. She probably is EXACTLY what you think she is. Yes, that bad.
 
Yeah, happy 21st, Taylor.
 
Now write better songs.
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